Tucker Carlson Enjoying Family Time After Fox News Ouster

 April 28, 2023

Initial reports indicate that Tucker Carlson was "blindsided" by his firing from Fox News.

Still, that hasn't stopped him from enjoying his newfound free time with friends and family.

"Retirement is going great so far," Carlson said on April 25.

When asked how he was enjoying his new wealth of free time, Tucker said that he hasn't "eaten dinner with my wife on a weeknight in seven years," and implied that he was about to change that.

He was then asked about his next move.

"Appetizers plus entrée," came the response.

Tucker seems to be enjoying his free time now, and Pentagon brass couldn't be happier about it.

"Good riddance," a defense official said.

"We’re a better country without him bagging on our military every night in front of hundreds of thousands of people," a senior defense official told Politico.