Trump Retires 'Crooked Hillary Nickname, Unveils 'Crooked Joe Biden'

 April 29, 2023

Former President Donald Trump was giving a speech to a raucous crowd in New Hampshire on April 27 when he dropped an absolute bomb on the packed crowd.

He's retiring what may have been the most iconic part of his 2016 campaign.

"I will be retiring the name ‘Crooked’ from Hillary Clinton," Trump said to a surprised crowd.

How could he get rid of something that brought so much joy to an entire country?

The crowd immediately got their answer.

"So we can use the name for Joe Biden!" Trump explained to wild applause.

"He’ll be known from now on as 'Crooked Joe Biden' because there’s never been anyone in the history of American politics so crooked or dishonest."

So, if Clinton is no longer "Crooked Hillary," what is Trump going to call her? He explained:

I’m going to give her a new name like, I don’t know, like maybe 'Lovely Hillary' or 'Beautiful Hillary.' You would think Hillary would be very happy today. She’s out there someplace celebrating because there’s never been anyone in the history of American politics so crooked and dishonest as Joe Biden, and the press absolutely refuses to report it, all that press back there, because, frankly, they’re just as crooked as he is.