Trump gets desired court delays as election approaches

Donald Trump has officially accomplished his goal.

No, he hasn't defeated all of the criminal cases against him, but he's done the next best thing:

He's gotten them all delayed until at least after the November presidential election.

Fans of Trump are calling it the "inside straight," and if you know about all of the legal problems Trump was facing, it's nothing short of a miracle that he hasn't had to answer at trial for any of these alleged crimes yet.

It goes to show just how much Trump believes in America that he would go through all of this trouble just to make sure America has somebody to elect who actually believes in this country.

None of Trump's criminal cases will be fully played out until after the election.

Hopefully, by that point, Donald Trump, the president, can make a lot of Donald Trump the man's problems go away.