Trump Claims To Accomplish Ultimate Athletic Feat, Proving Self Worthy Of Presidency

 January 24, 2023

People have counted out Donald Trump before, and all he's ever done is prove them wrong.

On Election Day 2016, the New York Times gave Hillary Clinton a 95% chance to win the election. She didn't.

After midterms 2022, people thought Donald was doomed after criticizing two Republican darlings: Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis publicly and his wife Melania Trump privately.

A few weeks later he was back almost instantly selling out of Trump trading cards.

NEVER count this man out.

Especially on the golf course. Trump claims to have recently "won the Senior Club Championship at Trump International Golf Club, one of the best courses in the Country, in Palm Beach County, Florida." He said:

Competed against many fine golfers and was hitting the ball long and straight. The reason that I announce this on fabulous TRUTH is that, in a very real way, it serves as a physical exam, only MUCH tougher. You need strength and stamina to WIN, & I have strength & stamina – most others don’t. You also need strength & stamina to GOVERN!

Don't worry about the fact that Donald Trump wasn't present at the tournament for all of the rounds, or the fact that both and have publicly outed him as a wild golf cheat, or the fact that Donald Trump's own social media is the only source for Donald's "victory."

If you don't believe him, that's on you. The rest of us have learned what happens when we doubt Trump.

He proves us wrong.