Biden Not On New Hampshire Primary Ballot

 January 20, 2024

Joe Biden is having a bit of a disagreement with the rest of the Democrats in America.

Biden thinks that South Carolina should be the first Democratic primary in the nation, on account that Biden wants a "diverse" state to go first.

The rest of the DNC does not agree.

Just as tradition dictates, the first Democratic Primary of this election cycle is going to be held in New Hampshire.

Biden took a stand and decided that he's not going to be on the primary ballot if they're not going to play by his rules.

This could lead his campaign scrambling to play catch up if the move backfires.

New Hampshire's disagreement with Biden has resulted in our president not being allowed to campaign in the Granite State.

As a result, Joe has had to send in his goons to do his research for him.

Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg has already been dispatched to New Hampshire by Joe Biden, as has Energy Secretary Jennifer Granholm and U.S. trade representative Katherine Tai.